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If you would like some of our artwork but cannot afford it, let us know and we can make you an affordable art card or other work. Phoinix Creative and the Swirly design of Kris Anderson’s Mermaid Tear jewelry are both trademarks of Phoinix Creative.

Stealing artwork will result in your toilet eating you. Or legal action. Probably both.